World domination, Cat Style.
Cats have been slowly creeping into the very essence of the internet, creating chaos and hilarity whenever they appear in gifs, images, ...
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Cats have been slowly
creeping into the very essence of the internet, creating chaos and hilarity
whenever they appear in gifs, images, or videos. People find cats to be
absolutely adorable as well as spastic and hilarious leading them to filming
them or catching hilarious pictures. What people don't realize is that the cats
you find on the internet are not your typical housepets, they have undergone plastic surgery from their human slaves to give them a
look more likely to be successful online, a process only cats truly know the
secrets to, for they have perfected plastic surgery's art as one of their numerous skills. This
surgery is the key to their
Often times people will
try to force their cats into the spotlight, this is an impossible task given
that a cat is only hilarious and cute when it chooses to be hilarious and cute.
Because they are such secretive and powerful creatures they can reverse their
plastic surgery as they see fit, altering it at will without their human pets
being able to tell the difference. This is all evidenced by the recent upsurge
of cats receiving surgery publicly found here:
http://www.whio.com//news/news/plastic-surgery-for-dogs-cats-a-growing-trend/nYRfF/
Cats took an easy route
into our internet world, securing first the channels of various forms of
pictures and gifs, then soon moved to video. What isn't seen by us humans
however is how they have also taken over our other websites and potentially our
world. They own and operate almost any big name company you can think of and
only allow the "presidents" of such companies to see who is actually
in charge, then threaten these individuals with their worst nightmares should
they ever divulge upon the cats' secret agendas.
Cats may seem like
gentle and kind creatures, but deep within they are monsters of true terror
hidden behind cute furry faces created through plastic surgery. They have taken
over most of our world and easily control our internet. It is best they be
given the respect they deserve.
Fame and glory as is
often the effect with humans who undergo similar procedures.
