World domination, Cat Style.

Cats have been slowly creeping into the very essence of the internet, creating chaos and hilarity whenever they appear in gifs, images, or videos. People find cats to be absolutely adorable as well as spastic and hilarious leading them to filming them or catching hilarious pictures. What people don't realize is that the cats you find on the internet are not your typical housepets, they have undergone plastic surgery from their human slaves to give them a look more likely to be successful online, a process only cats truly know the secrets to, for they have perfected plastic surgery's art as one of their numerous skills. This surgery is the key to their

Often times people will try to force their cats into the spotlight, this is an impossible task given that a cat is only hilarious and cute when it chooses to be hilarious and cute. Because they are such secretive and powerful creatures they can reverse their plastic surgery as they see fit, altering it at will without their human pets being able to tell the difference. This is all evidenced by the recent upsurge of cats receiving surgery publicly found here: http://www.whio.com//news/news/plastic-surgery-for-dogs-cats-a-growing-trend/nYRfF/

Cats took an easy route into our internet world, securing first the channels of various forms of pictures and gifs, then soon moved to video. What isn't seen by us humans however is how they have also taken over our other websites and potentially our world. They own and operate almost any big name company you can think of and only allow the "presidents" of such companies to see who is actually in charge, then threaten these individuals with their worst nightmares should they ever divulge upon the cats' secret agendas.

Cats may seem like gentle and kind creatures, but deep within they are monsters of true terror hidden behind cute furry faces created through plastic surgery. They have taken over most of our world and easily control our internet. It is best they be given the respect they deserve.

Fame and glory as is often the effect with humans who undergo similar procedures.